Yup. Monthly stuff can add up, but it's easy to forget that when it's just a $8 charge on your debit card going to a Netflix account you haven't watched in a year (guilty!). Just going through your bank statement and evaluating recurring monthly charges was like giving myself a raise.

Hell, it'd be worth spending the 350 bucks to just play the-floor-is-lava on bean bag chairs for 13 hours and eat popcorn!

In the long run everything is variable. In the meantime

It looks like they ran over some lumber?

Were you hoping she would read that?

Like I tell everybody else from Okemos: Lansing is fine, get over it. We just happen to have the shittiest roads in the universe.

Like, the game True American?

Nothing like a little conspicuous consumption to end the day.

There's similar legislation being brought up in Michigan too.

Uniform: Baseball cap or hockey sweater of nearest metropolitan area, jeans,

I work for a state government, and we are switching from XP to 7 this week. That's something like 40k employees using an old OS.

They get all "creative" with the first name, then add "Marie" to tone it down in the middle. I've yet to meet a white woman whose middle name wasn't Marie or Ann. Don't get me started on Ann-Maries.

1. Rainbow Chips

Touche! Or as they would put it:

The same can be said for any CBS show. They're the only network without a stake in Hulu.

4. Trash Pick-Up (for Big Items)

A+ troll-job, seriously, by both you and the Times.

Lemon steam > regular, boring steam