A+ troll-job, seriously, by both you and the Times.

Lemon steam > regular, boring steam

My roommate is one of those people. He tells me, "It looks so lifelike and clear!" and I tell him, "No, it doesn't."

By selling your information to advertisers. Welcome to 2004.

Something, something, earthquakes?

Hart Plaza:

I'm the guy in the bar who says, "NOT A THING" every time this part of the song comes up. Usually I just get dagger eyes from blonde girls who grew up in Midland.

Whatever it is, get a friend to stand next to you with a big +1

I think once they realize there's no wifi in blind they'll find a new hobby. What fun is hunting if you can't instagram it?

Well, members of a fraternity are called brothers. However, when in doubt; it's probably racist.

"Long ties for shorter guys" sounds like the slogan for a niche dating website. Long ties for tall guys is totally a thing, though. If you're tall (over 6'4" say) you should be buying longer ties instead of tying the knot way up tie.

Yer goddamn right it is. The tie bar will change your (work) life.

And don't be discouraged because you think it's a hard knot to tie! It's actually much simpler than a necktie, and you don't have to worry about getting the right length as much.

As long as we can agree that the full windsor has no place in 2014. The big knot is reserved for dis-proportioned ex-NFL players, Ari Gold, and time travelers from (or to) 2006.

Tie a 4-in-Hand Tie Knot

First, I agree that those are awful (and probably illegal) working conditions and pay. However, I seriously doubt that leading cheers is the primary profession of most of the women. I'm sure it takes a lot of work and commitment to be an NFL cheerleader, but it doesn't seem profitable enough to be any more than a side…

That's what I mean: it's not a stable market, and you just know that 3rd cousin is going to ask for money if his christmas card doesn't come back.

I never understood the stability argument of owning a home. The real estate market is anything but stable.

There's always farmersonly.com!