So they'll be going back and forth from Cobo to Slow's a couple hundred times a day? Sounds fun.

Woah woah woah, why 2 driver's licenses?

A lot of the things covered under travel insurance may (will) also be covered if you have a travel oriented credit card.

But FLIPFLOPSPIN sounds like a pretty good read too! Maybe for the summer months?

If teabagging is vile, then you're doing it wrong.

Or come see our State Tree in front of the capitol building. It looks like a fat guy in a sweater:

I drive by it all the time and just figured somebody forgot they left some cars in there.

http://www.newser.com/

Turns out that people are pitching in to get that poor kid a new car: http://www.mlive.com/lansing-news/i…

Mmm, pizza shirt.

I had this happen when 30 cases of energy drink were donated to my fraternity house. We guzzled the stuff and all we could talk about for 2 weeks was the brightness of our pee.

Ask him how much he loves Canadians now that you people have annexed the North Pole.

Savings should also depend on the inflation rate. You are losing money in a savings account with interest at less than inflation. Fortunately, inflation is so low now that it doesn't have a noticeable effect. Think of the difference between inflation and your savings account's interest as the premium you pay for your…

Except for the part where you have to live with your parents.

I was at some hipster bar near Wayne State that served pie and booze (separately) last week. That's a good start in my book.

Yeah, the distinction I make is on the length of the message. Email for anything 3 sentences or longer, instant/text message otherwise. Being in your mid-twenties is fun!

Yup, voice acting is the way to go for this. Whenever you want a little star-powered attention, just drop into whatever character you play on Bob's Burgers.

That looks like something that should be popping out of your chest while your trying to eat your dinner on a spaceship.

"fag" and "gay" are on a completely different level than "noob," but I see where you're going.

After 15-30 years I end up with no risk that I've made a poor investment in real estate. I'll leave that risk with property speculators. Plus, I won't have to live in the same place for 30 years, bonus!