That looks like something that should be popping out of your chest while your trying to eat your dinner on a spaceship.

"fag" and "gay" are on a completely different level than "noob," but I see where you're going.

After 15-30 years I end up with no risk that I've made a poor investment in real estate. I'll leave that risk with property speculators. Plus, I won't have to live in the same place for 30 years, bonus!

I think most of these people could use benefit from the ole "Manage your expectations" financial advice.

Pro Tip: punch in your street address for the best results. If you just use your zip code you may not get the right representatives (at least I didn't).

The problem is that people aren't using hashtags like they were intended (to group together tweets), but instead they're used to explain the tweet itself. #tired #nofilter #love.

yep.

If you connect your Mailbox account to Dropbox you get an extra gig of storage. FYI.

Oh behalf of my art school graduate sister, thanks in advance for the gift idea.

Thanks for the info! I had a feeling that something that is, effectively, a dry good wouldn't "go bad" after a year.

How about medication and pills? A friend of mine asked for some aspirin for his hangover (that's what happens when you visit me), and he wouldn't take them because they were expired. I can't imagine how they would expire or be less effective because they were in a cool, dry medicine cabinet for a year.

• Clear up the beefs you have with your family before you arrive for Thanksgiving.

• Clear up the beefs you have with your family before you arrive for Thanksgiving.

• Clear up the beefs you have with your family before you arrive for Thanksgiving.

Finally, Detroit's nachos are safe again.

Finally, Detroit's nachos are safe again.

"New tricks? No thanks."

Ever see someone pull up in a mostly-duct-taped minivan and haul away one of those mattresses?

It helps me identify them by their silhouette at night, that's for sure. Thanks MSP!

Don't forget auto-sum: alt + =