they shell be known as Hairy KenDall

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

I really, really, really don’t get this guy. I honestly can’t tell if he’s aware that he sucks as a movie-maker proper and therefore jealous that they could make a good Star Wars movie without him, or if he’s absolutely delusional because he’s just batshit insane.

For a big chunk, Han Solo was Han Solo because Ford would go, “Nope. That line is awful,” and come up with alternative lines in the script. (The most famous is the “I know” line. He was supposed to say this long, “I love you too” speech. Ford didn’t think it fit Solo and fought to change it. And the change was way…

IT’S NOT PERFECT

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Have you ever read about the David Brown murder case? Really ugly older dude got not only his 14 year old daughter, but his wife’s 15 year old sister to kill his 23 year old wife. Then he convinced his daughter to take what should have been a fatal overdose of pills, only she was found in time to save her life. He…

I approve of this change of topic. Here is my Scout (Snouticus maximus) being humiliated by a quilt to show moral support.

I think it’s bloody well likely.

I can't help but wonder if the sister was involved or at the minimum sleeping with him before her death.

If someone takes out a life insurance policy on me and I die, arrest him. I will be the only person to ever seriously take out a policy on myself.

Also:

She’d just be learning from her family’s former Sith Master:

Sure! First, congrats!

“Donald, what’s your favorite Bible verse?”

I see the resemblance!

Not true this time.

There’s a bit of downplay on the gambit that the judge made for this fucker. The jury wanted to punish him, of course, but he was a minor and his punishment would have been non-severe regardless. And his record would have been expunged when he reached adulthood. So, she (the judge) puts him on…

He’s cuuute! He kinda looks like a dancing pork wonton with googly eyes.

Stingrays are oddly cute.

My BF is 20 years older than me. *shrug* It happens. That’s love!