Some white men will be. And we’ll all be happier for a space they avoid.

It’s almost as if, when you make a movie that is good and that has women and people of color in key roles, women and people of color will go see it and white men won’t be scared away either.

Britney Spears’ sweaty Cheeto fingers Donald Trump.

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

Why not re-read the article?

I remember when the guy set the mosque on fire in my area. That mosque has a children’s school in it, as a “Sunday School” type thing. I’ve been there for sociology classes, and on my own because the place was just so beautiful and peaceful. Two places he targeted were the library, filled with centuries-old books, and…

The regular kind that can be found in the woods or do you need the fancy artisanal stuff made by two guys in Vancouver?

I see a huge difference between letting your ex take the embryos to have more kids and donating them to an infertile who you will never see again. Presumably he will maintain a relationship with his twin boys. How awkward would it be to pick up the kids for dad’s weekend and see your other biological kids hanging out…

If they own them jointly and he says no, that should be the end of it. What’s even going though your mind to try and force your ex to have more kids with you?

Strangulation is a class D violent felony offense, punishable by up to seven years in prison

Not today, because I’m all tied up with speedwalking everywhere and eating cats!

Aren’t you busy fighting the werewolves at Woodstocks?

as a dedicated tiara watcher, the only part of this that disappoints me is the current miss universe crown. i don’t care whose head it weighs down, or how came to rest there. that thing is ugly. bring back the original!

From brosef to hipster.

We can’t even get hand-crafted, artisanal hipster douches anymore.

It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.

Met the Mast brothers at a party. Nice enough guys, but it was a birthday party and their “present” was like, 20 bars of their own chocolate. Some of us opened a bunch and shared them....never seen so many polite “mmmm...so good” grimaces. I’m not sure that adding pepper to chocolate justifies a $12 price tag.