I preordered Chrissy Teigen’s cookbook and have no shame about it. I fucking love her.

Are dictators not allowed to enjoy performance art? Just let them live!

She also shared this photo with the dictators daughter, who acquired her wealth while the rest of the country lives on $2 a day. I usually really like Nicki, but this is a major bummer.

Nope

Loesser wrote it, and he and his wife used to perform it at parties. When he sold the rights, she divorced him because it was ‘their’ song (she also divorced him for other reasons, bu that didn’t help). Certainly the song is antiquated, but it doesn’t exactly deserve the date-rape reputation it currently has. It’s…

I feel like you didn’t actually read what they wrote, or completely misinterpreted it.

How is “a woman afraid of what society thinks eventually overcomes that fear and does what she wants” not an improvement over “a man roofies and rapes a woman who just wants to get home to her family”?

Someone on Twitter recently (I wish I could remember who) pointed out that, the way it was originally written and performed, what this song is really about is a woman who wants to buck social norms of propriety and stay with him but feels pressured to leave so she doesn’t suffer social consequences and stigma. And…

Yeah, like, what even? If my neighbor came over and was like “Hey, I have cancer. Also, I’ve never liked your dog, so can you put him down for me?” I’d be like “Your struggle with cancer will be very brief before succumbing to something else.”

What fucking logic is that?!? That dog deserves vengeance!

Because all three suddenly “up and dying” at once in the like 7 hour period you were at school, with no warning signs, is suspect as fuck?

I don’t get it. They died? She killed them? Fed them to a neighbor’s snake? What?

Instead of a FOURhead its like a THREEhead (fingers between eyebrows and hairline).

I thought as a kid that before color video, the whole world was in black and white. Not just movies.

I attended a fundamental baptist middle school (ankle length jean skirts, chapel, no pop music, etc) and I distinctly remember a “science” class where they had to do some major mental gymnastics to support a literal biblical interpretation of science. Fossils are a lie from Satan, carbon dating is a trick by…

I was 10, which means my older sister was 13. I saw her and mom in the bathroom together a lot. And I was all WTF is this about? And more importantly, what am I missing out on?

My dad told me that cows have shorter legs on one side than the other, so that they can stand on hills and not fall down. He also told me that the leaves he was smoking were “Turkish Tobacco.”

This hairline staggers me every single time I see it again.

^ the definition of friendship.

I have a friend (really) who did 90 days in a Federal camp last year. She told her boyfriend that she was coming out on a Wednesday. She had me pick her up on Tuesday, take her to get her hair colored, eyebrows waxed, a facial and Botox. We stayed in a hotel near the camp that night. The next day she changed back into…