that kid looked ready to start pre-K today, i'm pretty sure it was barely finished nursing, like, two weeks ago.

Davos is definitely playing the Cranky Jew role, right? Because he's basically like all my great uncles at every Seder ever, and is the best.

I for one am definitely looking forward to Snowcean's Eleven next week.

that's just science.

yeah, this whole season they mostly forgot what the strength of the show was. it was never the obscure science conspiracy shenanigans, it was seeing the sestras get up to shit and impersonate one another and improvise their way out of tough situations.

"well, i wasn't gonna, but the way you don't pronounce your 'th's just says 'TRUSTED AUTHORITY' Shoot me up, strange french lady!"

a speech like that is a lot easier to believe when you imagine it being said in a french accent

The AV Club, where I go for all my dark ages architecture-based puns.

Point: These two weeks from 1997 sucked.
Counterpoint: You're wrong! In fact, they REALLY sucked.

I like to think that's what Hot Pie is mumbling to himself while he's sweeping up. Then he makes that scratchy-throat "stadium crowd cheering" noise.

"like… with a beard?"

"Do you want to see my etchings? They're right here in this cave."

AILF

littlefinger's expression in response to that is every guy that comes home with lipstick on his collar…

i thought he definitely "made" her at one point, but kept it to himself because littlefinger gotta littlefing? it's been a while.

you know when you haven't seen that one cousin of yours in a little while, and you get back together, and they're in great shape and graduated from medical school and have like three perfect adorable children in a beautifully maintained house, and you've spent the past few years being married off to a series of jerks…

side note, did all those dudes just go to the same finishing school? Septa Germaine's House for Gravely-Voiced, Mostly Bald Machiavellian Dickhead Lords?

only because roose and tywin are both dead. he probably got the raven and was like "finally, my time to shiiiiiiine"

DAMMIT Stark, that's the fifth chicken farm you've busted up this week. I'm gonna need your sword on my desk. AND your absurdly ornate dagger.

Landlord (off screen)
Tarth! Stark! I hear-a you down there. Rent is a-due!