The only way I would be for this is if I could take many pictures of the baby with the bloody, decaying placenta attached to her over a number of days. Then, when she reached the appropriate age, I would let her "accidentally" find these photos in an old album, and when she asked what that THING was, I'd remark…

I'm intrigued, but also won't set my expectations too high (or have any expectations at all). Unless they get Samuel L Jackson in on the project for at least a cameo, then I'm already buying my movie ticket.

A religion specifically bans women from certain things that men are totes free to do, and treats them as lessers when compared to men?

I am shocked. This is my shocked face. :|

I don't know what was up with the alert about a false report, it doesn't sound like an appropriate use of the system, but toward the larger issue: rape statistics regarding college campuses are off all over the country. It's a combination of wanting to protect the brand, a goal which has always existed on most college…

If I run the world, before you board an airplane, you have to take off all your clothes and put on a animal onesie provided by the airport. Your clothes will be shipped to you with your stowed luggage.

So I guess Texas is also going to scrap all those laws requiring extra transvaginal ultrasounds and doctors visits before you can have an abortion, right?