My mom put me in bikini bottoms until about age 7, when I got self-conscious and demanded a top.

One or five.

My only suggestion is to leave the white sneakers at home if you want to blend in.

My brother lost his belly button to surgery. He has a tiny little scar, but nothing else.

By the way, it's totally worth doing a google image search of shocked faces.

That's true, but then the comments become unreadable.

I had a similar idea a while ago: Naked flights.

Oh god. The same thing happened to me when I wanted to enter some temple in Delhi. Most.invasive.search.I've.ever.had. I'm still not sure what to think about it.

Me too. Easily one of the best essays I've read in a while.

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I know nothing about finances. Any idea where to start reading?

Any hints for where to start reading? I know nothing about finances and I don't seem to find a good point to start reading.

I once went to a wedding where the pastor was doing magic tricks during the ceremony. I'm usually bored at weddings, but this one I enjoyed.

Yes! And the flowers. Why is she carrying the flowers?

Hahaha!

Pick me, pick me! My childhood dream was to be a flower girl and I never got a chance to do it.

I think little kumquats with gin are highly appropriate to celebrate the arrival of a little human being. :)

Bombay Crush. But it's hard to get a well-made one.

But can you get pregnant from kissing?

What.is.that?