I'm going to spell something on myself just to test that.

Agree. I used to dread long flights but I started looking forward to flights longer than 6 hrs, because it means I can take my opiates!

Asshole.

Yes, they are cuter in every way. Plus, it's not allowed to castrate teenagers.

I think I'm going to exchange my teenager for cats.

I know several iranians at my uni, so, yes, it's possible. As I understand, it's a question of money, though.

Not knowing anything about the book industry, how difficult would bit be for a woman to get her book published under a male pen name? I always wonder how many of those male writers are actually women.

I'm actually only waiting for some crazy-ass republican doctor to agree with him.

Not necessarily super on topic, but my friends and I used to play 'stripper' in elementary school. No adult ever gave us that idea.

That made me laugh!!!

Oh god. That was the most unfelt apology in a long time. The problem are not the words he's clearly reading from cue cards, it's that you can easily feel he does not mean a single letter of it.

Two right thumbs??? How is this possible? Does it mean two thumbs on the right hand? Or there is a right thumb on the left hand? Would you even notice a right thumb on the left hand? I guess thumbs are not 100% symmetrical.

Yes. Great list, but I was expecting new euphemisms. Preferably outrageous ones, like Idunno, "buying a gold fish" or something.

Me too. I was disappointed.

You guys are awesome!

I used to work in a hospital for a while, were I got to see many senior citizens naked.

I giggled.

My parents just didn't buy it and we never had it in the house. We were allowed to order it in restaurants or at friends houses, so there was never a regular soda consumption.

People of Walmart makes me incredible uncomfortable, actually. It's not like people agreed to having their picture taken and plastered all over the internet.

That was very interesting! Thanks!