Yeah, but Swarovski crystals are essentially only glass.

The japanese are also the inventors of the heated toilet seat.

Strangely, nothing reminds me more of life in communism than random government officials taking things from people just because they can.

I actually like cash as a gift as well. Only this year, funds are kind of tight and I feel so guilty on spending the money not on necessities, that it will go straight into saving.

I only got cash this year (and not a lot, actually) so there is nothing to return. I'm really trying no to see the lack of gifts this year as a sign that I'm not loved, but I'm contemplating going out and buying myself some stuff I like so I will stop feeling so worthless.

I have a possum wool hat, which is the warmest hat I own. My frozen self finds possum nipple warmers quite tempting. Are they like a bra?

I'm sorry, but I think that is the coolest calender possible. I would hang it in the bathroom.

It's christmas day, but the big celebration is on christmas eve around here. My fam is getting smaller and smaller. This year it was only my mom, one of my brothers and I. Today we are just lounging around decoratively. I'm listening through all hundred version of 'seasons in the sun'. Haven't found a favorite yet.

It's christmas day, but the big celebration is on christmas eve around here. My fam is getting smaller and smaller. This year it was only my mom, one of my brothers and I. Today we are just lounging around decoratively. I'm listening through all hundred version of 'seasons in the sun'. Haven't found a favorite yet.

I really like her shirt.

I love you. That's all.

The dime is probably gone by now. It's small enough that it probably just came out naturally. These things don't tend to get stuck. Our digestive tract is a pretty great organ that way.

This is amazing. Provides entertainment for hours.

I do wonder why fake elections were necessary if all the brainwashed people love their dictators so dearly? And a crowd of people wanting to see a dead Stalin does not make 'most'.

How do you know that most did?

I really doubt they believe that.

I always go wild on cute clothes. Buy them a little bit bigger so that he will grow into it. I'm sure the parents will appreciate it and he will not care either way.

Will they really not look at your application?

Sigh. I'm glad this is over, but I wish we wouldn't leave such a mess over there..

There are so many atheist jokes in that Bieber quote, it's not even funny anymore.