This made me snicker.

This is a horrifying statistic.

So, 10 prostitutes and one baby disappear over the course of 10(?) years and nobody connects the cases? How is that possible? Are there many prostitutes disappearing each year so that this doesn't raise a red flag?

Lemon is the cutest name ever.

Future baby Ronald is supposed to arrive two months ago?

My boss sucks. Truly, truly sucks. Luckily my relationship is still going strong. Thank god for a supportive boyfriend. Thanks to him I'm actually trying to get out of that hell hole.

Yes. What about after pregnancy? I guess I can live through pregnancy, but I'm more than a bit wary about the body I will have afterwards.

I've noticed that before actually. When I moved to my current apartment 2 years ago I needed plates and I bought some black shiny ones from ikea. I thought they looked cool. But my food just doesn't look very appetizing on them. As soon as I break enough of them I will go back to white ones.

I think you can be cute and ugly at the same time. Just like pugs.

Maybe, but I'm not sure. At least to me her wedding ass looked kind of ... normal.

Agreed! Don't understand what the fuss is about.

I'm actually wondering if these would be comfortable to sit on? I have a bit of a boney ass and sitting on solid chairs can be a tad uncomfortable.

She looks more relatable, somehow. The photoshop version looks very flat in comparison.

Angelina Jolie looks stunning without photoshop.

I'm terrified about the change that comes with a pregnancy. It took me so long to get comfortable with my body. It was a lot of (mental) work to truly accept it and love it and I'm terrified by it suddenly changing. I'm scared I will feel like an awkward teenager again.

The family Christmas dinner in which we all pretend to bond, when it's clear that we don't really have a lot in common as a family.

Oh my. I really hope something happened to the stepfather. Pretty please?

I don't have a tattoo and I don't think I ever will have one. I'm just not that expressive- I'm an introvert and like to stay in the background, I guess. I do have one ear piercing for each major life changing event. So far I acquired three holes in 30 years. Let's see with how many I end up with.

I find Alanis always refreshingly intelligent.

Yeah. Maliah looked like she couldn't wait to get out. :)