It was more of I don’t drink the Bey kool aid but whatever floats your boat.

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I’m just curious to see the type of reaction you’re going to get. I refuse to drink the Lemonade even if she is a talented musician. Just not my type of music.

Ok so Adele has been lovely about this whole ordeal, but can I just say I am tired of the hand wringing over Beyonce?

seriously. you don’t go this crazy over your SECOND pregnancy and basically do jack shit for the first one. the first baby is the one you have skywriters and themed cookies for and hire bands to celebrate their first lost tooth.

I said this in another thread that will never get out of the greys, but no 2nd-time-pregnant woman does the photoshoot. When I was pregnant with my first, I flaunted it. With my second, I openly discussed pissing my pants and my bladder falling out of my body whilst downing containers of Nutella by the spoonful. Don’t…

If Beyonce wasn’t famous, she’d be that mega annoying PTA mom on Fb who pays for professional photo shoots for her kids’ 1st day of nursery school.

Beyonce has always been quite thirsty and basic. It comes with the territory of celebrity self-promotion and appealing to the masses.

She’s just conceited. Famous, wealthy people tend to think they’re extra important than us peasants.

This whole shoot is just so very...extra? I’d expect nothing less of Beyoncé, of course, and she should do what she likes. But it all just seems so strange—how very odd to be her and live that kind of life and to do weird things like this photoshoot.

It looks like she’s in front of a cemetery. It’s horrible.

“The Grinch of Major Life Events” is brilliant and I am absconding with it forthwith, as it describes the wizened reality of my bitter personality, and my actual heart.

As a currently pregnant woman my first thought was “wow that picture is stupid.”

Looks like portrait day at WalMart.

Not just you, but then I’m the Grinch of Major Life Events and am easily annoyed by how extra people can be with these things in the age of social media.

It’s unique, huh? The jort panties, the funeral wreath, the veil...

I’m still convinced that she did not birth Blue Ivy. You cannot tell me that was her baby. It’s an Illuminati baby. The twins, well, we will see.

Am I the only one who really dislikes pregnancy announcement photo shoots? I have yet to see one that doesn’t come off as hella tacky.

Vacations to Sears are the saddest vacations.

looks la picture you take while on vacation somewhere on Caribbean or at Sears