It's quite a bit more than that. This is the least diverse list of actors in I think two decades. They also shafted other women behind the camera. Out of hundreds of non-acting names (in which some categories must contain only women) only a handful of women were nominated outside of makeup, wardrobe and design. It's…

"I see people of color and women around the Academy offices all of the time. There's even one that seems to follow me everywhere I go."

Oh, my stars. Her response really was: "These are words. There are events happening and people are involved in those events and we are talking about it and they are doing things and that's good." I mean, I guess.

2015 Oscar Nominations Snub Basically Everybody Who Isn't a White Dude

Wowwwwww.

Lego Movie snubbed???????

Congratulations, white people! We did it again!

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

Reign is essentially Gossip Girl with longer hemlines. I loved Gossip Girl so I love Reign but if GG wasn't your cup of tea it might grate on you a little.

Or maybe they like each other SOOO much they're terrified to make eye contact.

Good thing his wang is what this movie's all about.

Oh, you missed the important tales of his miracles. As any good Catholic (or many mediocre ones) can tell you, you need two miracles performed before you can be canonized.

Me, after reading that:

colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho

A bird landed on the middle finger[...]

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

That shout out from the Downton winner brought tears to my eyes. Go Tina and Amy, ream Cisby.

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried