Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.
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Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.
Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
This week, the New York Times—a paper which has seen subscriptions soar as The Resistance seeks its media savior—hire…
The Art of the Deely
because at the edge of the earth is where you find happiness and the Illuminati are trying to keep you away from it.
He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.
yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.
Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.
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You only eat Thin Mints after they’ve been in the freezer for a while, stupid Hollyweirdos.
Sure, but I figured I should focus on something positive, for once.
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