Star Wars? More like Star Bores.

I gotta say, I walked into The Beatles LOVE show blind and that thing blew my socks off. After the opening number the only word in my brain was WOW!

This movie just didn’t work. Washington’s arc from AI robot hater to lover is fuzzily drawn and doesn’t connect. And a movie that asks us to be on the side of AI, at this moment in time, is tone deaf. Not saying it couldn’t have made a case, but it required way more depth and nuance than this simplistic story could…

Part of a director’s job though is understanding what good script is, and I don’t think Edwards does.

Every gay person has watched thousands of hours of entertainment about straight people growing up and it didn’t make them straight. But religious conservatives are somehow convinced one frame of gayness will magically turn their straight kids gay.

I’ve got a soft spot for Funny Farm. “You know it and I know it! Yellow dog doesn’t even know what town he’s in.”

Bond was never realistic. I don’t watch Bond movies for their realism. The whole idea of a super spy is absurd to begin with. Having an unsexy Bond is like doing Superman except he can’t fly.

He went on Marc Maron’s podcast and told this lie, in an interview setting, not a stand up context.

No, the second one should be Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. And the third Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

Lol. My dumb old ass posted nearly the same comment months apart.

I would have been happy with Javier Bardem. He would have been intimidating as hell. Not sure Naveen would have been as terrifying. Current day casting, Ram Charan from RRR would be amazing.

I first saw Midnight Cowboy after watching a few seasons of Tru Blood and it became obvious in Jon Voight’s first scene that Ryan was doing a shameless impersonation of his Joe Buck character.

When I first heard the VO guy say ‘Queen Latifah is...The Equalizer’, I seriously laughed for about a minute.

The Idol comes to a weak end...Thank you, I’ll be here all night.

Nah, Andor was never this lifeless and badly acted. Ahsoka so far is like everything that was bad about the prequels.

Threatened? I found it boring. That’s like, the opposite of threatening. I was excited for it. I enjoyed much of Mandalorian. Andor was slow to get going but once they hit the prison I found it riveting. This was plodding, dull and badly acted.

Paint a wall and watch it dry, you’ll get the same experience as watching Ahsoka.

I don’t watch early Bond for the plots anymore, just the vibe, and the Connery Bonds had the coolest vibe. Goldfinger for me is the perfect Bond movie. Moore got too silly, Dalton was boring, Pierce was good but the movies were not, and Craig is too one note and humorless. Preceding Dr. No, I always felt North By…

Ahsoka is a snooze-fest. As someone who never watched a frame of Clone Wars stuff, I found it dull as dishwater. Flat-footed in the writing and directing, and nearly devoid of humor. Other than Rosario Dawson and Ray Stevenson (RIP), it also felt badly cast. 

Ahsoka is a snooze-fest. As someone who never watched a frame of Clone Wars stuff, I found it dull as dishwater. Flat-footed in the writing and directing, and nearly devoid of humor. Other than Rosario Dawson and Ray Stevenson (RIP), it also felt badly cast.