Looks like CGI hasn’t improved much since 2009.

“Whatever happened to upbeat sex?”, has to be one of the strangest sentences I’ve ever read in a review.

If Mark / Stephen have a third personality in Jake, where was Jake when they were in the afterlife limbo?

Who else thought for a second that Noho Hank showed up in the car following Kim?

My first apartment in Los Angeles in 1990 was 300 dollars a month. Gas was 77 cents a gallon. Cheeseburgers at McDonald’s were 69 cents. A first run movie ticket was 5 dollars. The good old days.

How gay is it? I’ll only go if there’s a nice sheen of homoeroticism misted over every scene.

About ninety percent of this movie was different versions of scenes I’ve already seen in a Batman movie. Some were done better, some weren’t, and it was way too drawn out and long.

Freedom of speech only exists between you and the government. There is no freedom of speech between you and an individual or private corporation. If someone doesn’t like what you say, they have every right to kick you out of their house. If a corporation doesn’t like how you behave in their establishment, they have…

Sam trying to deflect some blame onto Marc Maron was a shitty start to an otherwise heartfelt apology. Marc didn’t do anything other than ask a question.

Fast 10 Furious

I don’t want to see the dongs of seven foot black guys. I already feel inadequate enough.

I think the raunch is necessary, to show how hedonistic the times were before HIV and how someone like Magic could succumb to it the way he did.

Age of Adeline. Great performance in a mediocre movie.

Yeah, I don’t get it. She gives a great performance. And I find her character heroic, as she is someone who seems not remotely capable of dealing with the situation she finds herself in and finds a way to survive it.

I say he should have stopped in 2006.

The memes will be never ending.

Belief in the force doesn’t make it work, it’s the midichlorians in your blood as George Lucas wrote when he took a shit on the legacy of his own franchise.

True, but Jada looks hot as fuck with her bald ass head. She has got nothing to be ashamed of. If she does have shame then that says even more about the fucked up beauty standards that get foisted on women from birth.

Chris is gonna have to update this bit—