Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Yeah I’m gonna need some pictures of this.

He’s a Senator, he has to run statewide in a state that will nominate Joe Arpiao.

I could see that, but I tend toward the simplest possible explanation: She realized she was married to a joke of a human being, and didn’t want that stench surrounding her or her children forever.

I think it’s more like she was pissed when someone mailed her that baking soda filled envelope and doesn’t want her kids involved in this madness anymore. Unlike Lara and Jared, Vanessa didn’t seem like she went full MAGA.

You are missing a few, I think.

Fine. The Midwest isn’t all veggies and ranch. But there IS evidence that the Midwest is all overblown and often self-destructive responses to a perception of being personally attacked by mild generalized invective.

Lighten up, Francis. It’s called a joke. It’s not like he said he was going to regulate coal.

Also did you just call me an alcoholic lol?

Umm, in Florida, they drink Bortles and Jameis.

Ron Howard’s voice: It wasn’t.

It’s like church services for the neoliberal?

The dodger did win.

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

Well then, put a fucking leash on your bros who are literally incapable of sleeping at night if they haven’t waved the goddamn thing over their head that day.

Where are all these horrified males?

At no point did I question your reality, though I’m sorry to hear that you have experienced such things.

I truly believe most men are violent misogynists

“Most men think this is what sex is”

I know, that is a gross statement.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.