Too stoned to move, apparently.

I wouldn’t have picked CBP to emerge as the frontrunner candidate to become Trump’s secret police, but they certainly seem to be gunning for the position.

You could parlay yourself into the 1%.

I was thinking about that, and the obvious money maker from last year would be to put everything you own, after game 4, on the bet that the Cavs would win the NBA finals. No chance you are going to fill out the perfect bracket from memory. I barely remember who won, let alone a sweet 16 matchup that I didn’t watch.

That was the whole part of that story. You liked the story.

The stocking cap, when combined with Tom’s concussion water, creates a forcefield around the head. Duh.

You ever meet Steve from Bozeman? Total dick.

Fuck. That is good. (clapping emoji)

Grief is grief. It seemed like an odd response, but I have to imagine that what he has been through in the past few months would make anyone behave in an odd way. I mean, I like most of the people I work with and if I was in a plane crash and was one of 3 survivors among all of my co-workers, the grief of losing…

way bigger, and at my local spot they are 5-10.

Something tells me you are a gritty, student-of-the-game type.

He’s an Assh.0le?

EXPECT TO FEEL PERIODS OF STRONG WINDS AS THE JOKE PASSES OVER

Complete with names of... rehab clients?

Schrödinger’s Cousin

+1 semen hair gel

Exactly. This is Jackass with guns.

*no,

explain the dog part a little more thoroughly. I’m concerned.

fuck... but also, yay!