“I’m ready to come home, Jesus. Ohhh, shit, almost forgot...”

Like how everyone says “Oh, Chipotle always gives me diarrhea” but in reality it always gives you diarrhea AND 1/10 times give you a spot of e. coli?

whaaaat? thats incredible. what city is that?

It really is the best. I moved down there years ago (you can see my grey apartment complex on the left at 0:22) and I’ve become obsessed with it. I had no idea I was living on the track until when they started setting up for it the first year I moved down there. Its now my favorite weekend of the year. That hard…

I think its John Mulaney who has an incredible joke about Trump being a hobo’s ideal of a rich person.

It’s an invitational event, so there isn’t a method of qualifying besides being invited. There are a few women that consistently surf Mavericks (with all the men who are invited) on big days, they should be invited into the main event same as the men.

In the big wave events, like the Maverick’s event, there doesn’t necessarily need to be separate categories. With those types of events, there is plenty of skill involved, but a huge portion of it is just being willing to commit to surfing a wave that size. I think its rad that the women will be participating, but I…

Shit! Hit him right in the face! He’s gotta get his hands in there and catch that! Total bullshit!

I always come to... (can’t even type the rest of that)

Wow! No comment on this site has ever made me giggle and then go straight into an existential funk. That was fun!

How do you think Cheese Poofs are made?

Australian Shepherds*

Yeah, thats totally all. What righteous fanbase do you belong too? Given that we share a division, a city, and a building, it would be odd to not consider them rivals. We have bigger rivalries but what world do you live in that the Lakers and Clippers aren’t rivals?

Shoot, I totally forgot about the honorable and saintly “TRUE SOX FANS.” Also, your comment about LA is just wrong.

You might. But also... think of the times that both of those statements come true. MMMM FUCK YEAH!!!!!! So no, you take them the right amount of seriously.

The worst! Send the Clippers back to San Diego! Send them to Seattle! Then round up the bandwagon Clippers fans and send them too! I would feel comfortable guessing that 75% of people who own Chris Paul or Blake Griffin jerseys also, at some point, owned a Kobe Bryant jersey.

Somebody has to win, and somebody has to lose. Most of the time, I cheer for the teams I want to win. I also, along with most other sports fans, have certain teams I want to lose. I enjoy it! But, to make it seem less dick-like for you, lets just say that I enjoy watching the opponent of the Clippers succeed. And…

Yeah? Well, you know, thats just like, your opinion man. I’m not from Chicago so maybe I’m way off base, but even I’ve heard the term Crosstown Classic. If this was totally not a legit rivalry, I’d offer some kind of apology. But it is a rivalry.

I can’t imagine a scenario where that is possible, but obviously I have to side with the Clips. We are so, so close to finally catching the Celtics in championships that it would kill me to see them get another one. If it weren’t for Paul Pierce and Doc Rivers, we’d be tied now. And now Pierce and Rivers are…

The whole sharing a city thing really doesn’t count for anything? My example of the Lakers and Clippers certainly isn’t the biggest rivalry for the Lakers, but it is still a rivalry. Just like the White Sox and Cubs. If you are Cubs fan, it doesn’t irk you just a bit to know that the White Sox have more WS wins than…