Nonononono

Ummm are you just saying this out of your first impression or did you actually play the game? Everyone in the game dies, literally everyone important. Leah dies too. 

not known by many is that the company signals the selection of a new Papa with black smoke.

White never beats green.

Leaving was the right choice.

Where does “getting hit by a bus” rank on this list? It’s missing. It’s like the “banana for scale” of rankings.

I was really pushing for “Death Stare” Luigi

“that Diablo III was too cartoony”

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

Others have already posted it, but I think it deserves another share.

“No retreat, no surrender!”

1. Glad to see Jason still works here.

“A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.”
Literal spit-take. I’ll send you the bill for a new keyboard since this one got coffee on it.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Deadspin forever, Wiggum never.

Concourse post, comments work!

Contact Jim Spanfeller and let him know what you think of his torpedoing of the cornerstone site of the GO media suite: 917-881-5965

I disagree - it is precisely this kind of art that showed me that a life of crime wasn’t for me - the highs are never worth the lows. Also Jim Spanfeller can eat a dick. 

I’m a little disappointed that it’s not coming to a theater near me, though considering Dowd’s description of the de-aging effects, it might work a bit better on a small screen.

Martin Scorses is such a great director, it almost makes me not think for a second about what an absolute shitheel and incompetent Jim Spanfeller is.