The only exception here being TJP, who won the Cruiserweight Classic despite no one really liking him all that much, but moving on.

Maybe now he can finally figure out how to cook chicken in a dishwasher.

Or, have a conversation with Dr. Colossus.

I’m sure his cousin David already has a drink ready for him.

You mean the “qualifications” they list for every job posting for on-air positions at Fox?

The only thing wrong here was Bronny wasn’t throwing alley oops to LBJ.

Does the printout include the ratio?

Perhaps lighting them aflame, to commemorate the March to the Sea?

Is the correct plural Plumlees or Plumslee?

Teachers? Middle stripe is a pencil.

He finally buy that pack of cigarettes?

The giant glass and metal tower of boxes acts as a mirror reflecting the sun directly into the seats on the opposite side of the field:

Is that not what “dead money” means?

Did Ted Cruz get his own show?

People who enjoy competent football?

It’s a shame, it felt like they were onto something with his run as the “Kingpin” of Smackdown and his feud with Styles, but it just sort of petered out after that.

Hideous/hilarious results aside, what are the odds he shreds his knee or snaps his ankle with the way he plants his leg?