Come on, we don’t even have the all-22 film yet. That’s a very premature assessment.

Like this, but whiter more orange:

This bill discriminates against Iced T.

The only handout libs DON’T want, AMIRITE?

Well, thanks for saving me the money I was going to spend on lunch today.

Oh, god, does he own a horse ranch?!?

A rich black man who rejected his blackness up until that point.

Pascal Siakim’s emergence this season and picking up Marc Gasol at the deadline didn’t help either.

When are Kawakami and Magary going to start up those Foodspin videos again? 

My theory is they’re actually just an opportunity for the grounds crew to discreetly vacuum the dugout every now and then.

Hey, either way, you can always tell your kid, “at least it’s not Bakersfield.”

Mostly upon realization that they’re in fucking Riverside.

Have they addressed the issue of the grips coming loose over time?

Just needs a little sugar water.

One’s on the NRA board, and the other is buddies with Kim Jong-un. 2019 is weird.

I think I’ve seen at least one (Amazon Restaurants maybe?) that has you choose either a replacement or to cancel the order altogether if the item you ordered isn’t available before you check out.