Sweet JesusAbraham, that’s good Kinja.

The Knicks strategy is to assemble the Monstars? I can’t argue with that.

Bills Don’t Rule Out Yet Another Outbreak Of Nathan Peterman

Papa Is Tearing Papa John’s Apart

No worries. It’s worth repeating.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

Chandler can’t really do much of the stuff that once made him an all-star, a DPOY, and, as ESPN’s Zach Lowe put it, “the guy who damn near invented the modern archetype of rim-running, lob-catching center.” He can’t throw down alley-oops from outer space; he for sure can’t do the thing he used to do, what feels like a…

“And, at a second-rate dump like Ford’s Theatre, too! You come to one of my properties, you have a very nice time, very classy, and nobody gets assassinated. Believe me.”

He didn’t write that.

Are we going to give him that much credit?

Was Randle willing to sign a 1-year deal?

When reached for comment, Aurora stated, “I’m too old for this shit.”

A McMahon going over actual wrestlers and Brock holding the title hostage again at a time when the roster is as deep with talent as it’s ever been?

I mean, none of those affect his throwing arm, do they?

Paying the tab in full AND tipping generously?

Yeah, but those three cubic inches were so spacious and roomy for him.

CJ’s sole appreciable skill up until this point in his career has been his ability to take an ass beating, and the Cardinals managed to thwart even that last week.