(/sarcasm)

That’s not true.

So... you’re saying this isn’t about the troops?

Do they have enough for a full season when the jury finds it was justifiable homicide after about 12 seconds of deliberation?

And, take time off the clock.

I look forward to seeing the rule change proposal next offseason to adopt a golf scoring system.

I hope Duhamel is wearing a cup.

This is turning into a very specific Let’s Remember Some Guys.

Yeah, it was a lot better before they crammed in all those microtransactions like in “Man Crushed By Steer 2K19".

like Tom Brady playing wide receiverfetch

Like Joe Flacco playing wide receiver.

This is all just a misunderstanding. They were just trying to figure out directions to the Juggalo Gathering.

What does Steph have against the Rivers family?

Letting Mighty Mouse go seems dumb.

There’s a solution to that:

An early preview of the Raiders 2019-20 roster:

Wait, that was real? I just assumed hockey in the desert was a mirage.

Is that Smoltz hawking sandwiches in those new Arby’s commercials?