Maybe there was a mistranslation with “bonesaw”? Maybe they’re just big Macho Man fans?

He got the cops called on him for being the opposite of a crazed sports parent.

Carlos Dunlap doesn’t seem too bothered by that hit.

The cherry on top of this shit sandwich is that the Kings won’t even have anything to tank for,

No, no, no. Sam Darnold plays for the Jets, not the Vikings.

Orange Gourds Ain’t Nuthing ta Fuck Wit

Expect a call from the Packers to replace Mason Crosby...

Note to self: never ask that kitty, “We don’t have Coke, will Pepsi be ok?”

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

Are they triple net leases, with taxes passed through to the tenant?

Given WWE’s stance that all of their wrestlers are just “independent contractors”, Secretary of Labor would have made the most sense.

List of grown men going by “Jimmy”:

That is such a mean comparison. Ralph Wiggum is likable.

He was running a skinny post, if you know what I mean.

“Sources confirm that the Timberwolves practice facility was converted into an ad hoc boner factory today at the mere sight of the greatest player to ever don a Minnesota jersey (no, not you KG).”

If my body aches after a hard sneeze, does that mean I’m dying because I’m out of shape, or dying because I’m old, or both?

Where have you been? He’s part of the extended Butler family, brother to Said Butler and Heard Butler.

I don’t know, Tom Brady seems like a good boy.