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Less to do with the content of the article, and more to do with the NCAA @marchmadness tweet, but does a #2 beating a #1 really count as an “upset?”

No bully breeds?!

But will he answer his phone (281-330-8004)?

I don’t see what Mike Jones would really add to the game, tbh.

Succinctly, the story of Andromeda does not live up to the standard set by the original trilogy. The combat in Andromeda (which at many times pits you against large mechanical enemies) will feel inferior to that of H:ZD.

As someone who didn’t hate Andromeda, I have to say it will be pretty disappointing after you’ve played Horizon: Zero Dawn.

But Thanos never did attack New York in the movie...

Shitty dives don’t even have ginger ale...they just put equal parts Coke & Sprite.

give your barkeep a nod

Wow, this take is so, so bad. Leading up to and through the 2014 WC, Klinsmann had one of the best (if not the best) record of an American coach, ever. The team was also playing consistently tougher competition month in an month out.

The presentation idea is actually pretty great, a since it A) adds a small punitive measure to the disrespectful entry, and B) would allow the presentation of material (via the kid) that is not approved by the school board for the teacher to present.

This is a good take. I’m not a teacher, but I would be thrilled if a student challenged my lesson in an earnest or respectful way and demonstrated legitimate intellectual curiosity. While the message is legitimate, the tone is very disrespectful for a 3rd grader.

The yellow starfighters, Darth Maul’s personal ship, and the rolling droids from the Phantom Menace were awesome, so not sure what you’re talking about.