That gets awkwardly close to a partial invocation of the Great Nyarlathotep.

Hey! Ordering random, inappropriate shit from Amazon is *my* thing! He can't have it.

He could use a drink. I attribute my not having a stroke to the fact that I’m always druneetr69yy4654...

For context, here is his full Montana speech

It’s simple: One has the face you want to punch; the other has the face you want to backhand. You’re welcome.

Even their diss tracks are unseasoned. 

Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.

I gave up drinking to help reach my fitness goals, but pushing a full on abstinence agenda disguised as medical fact really needs to stop. Lets be honest, alcohol is poison - we know that its why it makes us feel weird and then shitty. However people literally since the dawn of civilization have drunk alcohol -…

I summed it up in another comment: “The arrogance of men is not to be wasted on women alone. They must mansplain fellow men to maintain dominance.”

a “medical condition that made him lose his temper and senses.”

His magnetic poetry kit is only a starter, and it’s missing a lot of magnets.

“This is the photo of Aretha Franklin and Pattie Labelle we intended to publish”

When my daughter was a few months old, we went to Mr Tooty’s company picnic at Hershey Park in PA. It was hotter than hell, and I needed to nurse her, so I sat down, in the full sun in a gazebo filled with senior citizens wilting in the heat-there was nowhere else and certainly nowhere air conditioned, and I was not…

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells…

No, the true bombshell is that she was able to get away with this national security breach.

Indeed. The right should be losing their mind over this. But, but the email server *absolutely* pales in comparison to a private, unencrypted cell phone! My university won’t let me receive university email on an unencrypted cell phone, and I would place national security data a few steps above my students asking me…

Exactly. If ,SOMEHOW, I was able to record in a SCIF - I would be having serious conversations with folks who have no sense of humor about that. 

The bombshell here is obviously that (if authentic) Kelly seems to be threatening to smear her reputation if it’s not a “friendly departure.”

It does, you’re right. And it doesn’t at all seem like mansplaining, since you’re speaking to your own experience.