And now, I’ve made this:

“The hardest thing to reconcile is that just because you have good intentions, doesn’t mean it’s your time to have a voice,” he said.

We all know the Marine Core fought bravely at the Bowling Green Massacre.

In a now deleted tweet, Trump tweeted about the Marine “Core” and not the Marine Corps. It was deleted and replaced with the corrected spelling, but President Bone Spurs got DRAGGED as a result:

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

Peak Trump.

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

“Most men think this is what sex is”

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

Upon initially seeing that Christ-themed image of Bieber, I thought it was a random smelly dude who had rubbed mud all over himself. Upon closer inspection, I realized I wasn’t far off the mark.

Sorry Biebs, Chris Cornell did it better.

If I had arms like Michelle Obama, I’d go sleeveless as often as possible.

OK. I realize I didn’t need to call out my gender. I mentioned that I wasn’t arguing because I see guys on here ask questions, with the intentions of having an argument once they’ve received an answer. I see what you are saying though.
I appreciate the answer.

As sassy as an all inclusive vacation where you never leave the resort

as sassy as a cup of low-fat yogurt with someone’s name written on it

She’s a very sassy beige, too.

as sassy as a pet turtle halloween costume contest in 1922.

As sassy as chewing gum stuck to your shoe.

This is like when a basic girl just discovered the word “sassy”.