Griffin isn’t exactly optimistic about what this whole debacle will do to her career.

If it helps, I’m kinda drunk right now too. Tee many martoonis. My post was not a “humblebrag,” and I wondered if questions like yours would come up. It’s a good, honest question, and thanks for asking it.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Grifters, the successful ones, all know one thing: how to tell a story. And Dump’s clan has perfected the “idiot who took everything because he/she’s so inherently great” tale. They appeal to all who are waiting for their intrinsic superiority to be recognized, like three year olds who believe they are secretly a…

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

That gathering is my proudly non-voting (yet Trump supporting) co-worker’s dream dinner date come true.

He’ll go to trial and end up in jail, as he should.

I’m sorry, but how and why in the FUCK did you stay married to that guy? (By the way, he’s entirely wrong about the use of obscenities.)

Rephrased to be gender neutral:

Also, dating another person isn’t about “having” who you want, it’s about spending time with someone and building a relationship that satisfies you both.

Adult women should not say “vay jay jay”. Ever.

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

Damn, you can post on Kinja from a 1953 suburb? That is amazing.

Thank the Lord for this! Now, can someone in Arkansas finally introduce a law that forces doctors to investigate a man’s entire sexual history and determine his motives for wanting to maintain an erection for up to (but hopefully not longer than, eek!) four hours before he is permitted to get a Viagra prescription?…

It would withstand legal challenges in an America with Merrick Fucking Garland on the SCOTUS. But, you know, Repukes. They hate women. Except Stepford Wives.