Oh. My. God. I have a 20 year old and the absolute LAST thing I want to hear about is his sex life. I mean, I hope it is whatever he wants it to be, that he is happy and satisfied and healthy and such, but the details are none of my business. Same as the details of mine are none of his. We have talked about falling in…

Is it possible to jump the shark if you, yourself, ARE the shark? Is JB the shark in my tortured metaphor? Or are we collectively the shark? Is JB jumping himself? Or us? Do we as a culture even have language with which to discuss self aware post meta self shark jumping?

Pretty sure I had the cologne version of that. Eau du Taint of Slut.

Hahahaha. His page now says:

I totally took a screenshot of this. Because you KNOW the page will be re-edited to delete this very quickly....

This. This is my experience. I'd be happy to date a nice guy in my age range, but they all want 27 year olds. And the younger guys come after me. And after a while, it just seems stupid to say no, because: reasons?

I have a 19 year old son. These 32 year olds KNOW my kid and ask me out anyway. And while I can pass…

Your hair is gorgeous. What an ass that man was to you :(

This is vile. AND they misspelled trashy as trasy like 5 times.

Also, I'm not sure I get how doing a Bey parody video and seeking all sorts of attention is at all modest behavior. Or is it modest because they are in all black?

Also define trashy. Also. Just try and make me wear a muumuu. Right? They are saying that…

I have a fairly substantial butt. I am now worried that I will be stopped/frisked on suspicion of having a prosthetic drug transporting butt. I need somehow to obtain documentation of actual butt, maybe?

This is such a tough problem — I am a single women in my 40s and I make decent money. Good money. And I have found it can create an impasse in dating situations — because many men in my age range have just been hammered into a place where earning more or being more successful is necessary. I wonder if I have missed…

I live in Colorado Springs. It is not my experience that dating or pairing off or whatever is at all easy here. I'd hazard most of my single friends would agree. Of course I happen to be a fairly seriosu liberal in a town heavily skewed to conservative Christian and military so I probably am living in the wrong place.

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I don't smoke cigarettes but I've always enjoyed a cigar now and again. Not to compete with men. Not to show off to men. Not as a phallic object for the visual pleasure of others. I just like the feel and the taste. I finished the second to last chapter in my novel in progress while sipping a perfect martini and…