This is the best news I’ve seen all week. I will happily join Canada. Thanks for this!

The Winter of Red Snow! I did a very horrifying book fair project on that book involving cherry snowcones.

From the video I saw it looked like the headwear of choice was blaze orange hunting hats because of course.

Vegas odds that Trump pardons Teresa and Joe Guidice? 10 to 1?

I wanna see the receipts!

Can you send me your accountant’s contact information plz. Would also like to not pay for wall.

This is great! Thank you. It’s also delicious that the lawsuit is citing the lyin’ Washington Post as evidence. Let a judge determine what ‘alternative facts’ are.

I’m late to the game here but this course sounds suspiciously like what Walker’s special ‘family commission’ recommended back in December.

#76. Yes but it’s ok! You’re well trained baby daddy will say “you don’t need it but it’s your body, your choice” when you ask him if you can get a boob job someday.

I really really want to go high and gain a deeper understanding of how the other half lives but I also understand how clickbait works and do not want to contribute to the success of a shitty ‘news’ source like Breitbart by actually going on their website. How about Jez starts devoting some resources to reporting back…

I nominate this yahoo to translate for everyone. Please take her, I’d like to get her out of my state. http://kimsimac.com/