I love you all so much for taking something so very bleak and creating this glorious poetry-filled list. Reading Jez’s Trump descriptions has honestly been the single best thing to come out of this election for me.
My doves. My lambs. My exhausted little baby angels, bruised as though we’d all fallen down a ladder stretching from…
But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?
I am reading this article while taking a break from fighting with multiple pieces of Ikea furniture. This comment therefore just gave me a ridiculous amount of lulz, and I thank you for it.
It’s not as easy as it looks. I got a set at Ikea and at least one of the pieces are missing. It was too much trouble to return so I just put it in the garage and eventually the journalist just walked away. Besides, even if I could get the thing put together, it’d just fall apart when I try to disassemble it the…
I bought this for my tree topper. It claims it’s “hyper realistic.” My Christmas is already so fucking ballin because I will have a tree topper that looks like my dog sans her blue eyes. It’s close enough.
Hi Jezzies! Sorry to post this here on SNS, but it must be done.
Fuck those fancy collards.
hi everyone!