But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Enjoy your temporary “furniture”.

I am reading this article while taking a break from fighting with multiple pieces of Ikea furniture. This comment therefore just gave me a ridiculous amount of lulz, and I thank you for it.

It’s not as easy as it looks. I got a set at Ikea and at least one of the pieces are missing. It was too much trouble to return so I just put it in the garage and eventually the journalist just walked away. Besides, even if I could get the thing put together, it’d just fall apart when I try to disassemble it the…

Use the gif!

I bought this for my tree topper. It claims it’s “hyper realistic.” My Christmas is already so fucking ballin because I will have a tree topper that looks like my dog sans her blue eyes. It’s close enough.

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

It’s fine, the Browns have no attack whatsoever.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Trump RN

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Hi Jezzies! Sorry to post this here on SNS, but it must be done.

Fuck those fancy collards.

hi everyone!

There is a troll posting graphic and violent images. Please skip the flagging (which will not do anything) and report it via email (comment form) via the link below (click on “email us”). Please keep bumping this post to the top if you can, and repost in other threads as necessary:

I did 10 years in the Guard including a year in Iraq for Bush/Cheney. Yup, stupid. Still not sure the cause I supported... freedom?

I stood outside an anti-war rally at my college with an “I ❤️ Bush” sign.

I enlisted in the US Army. 4 years of active duty. That was fucking stupid.

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