That’s just the Corporate America they’re scared of. God knows it has been responsible for waaay more evil than anyone wearing a pentagram ever has.

I’ve been dying to post this pic, so I’m just going to go for it with the only tie in I can think of.

“I’m sorry, Liz, but we’re gonna have to let you go.”

Seriously if she can somehow have hundreds of people assassinated and not get caught, uh, I’m going to vote for Black Widow then, thanks.

Thinking that Hillary Clinton flies around the world in an invisible jet murdering people kind of makes me want to vote for her even more than I already do.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Pictured: a snapshot of your typical lonely man at the Halloween party staring at the multiple Harley Quinns in the room.

I’ve been carving and drying turnip jack o’lanterns for four years now. Time consuming to do, but creepy and last forever! (and tiny enough to use as tree decorations.)

When all else fails, there’s always laughing Skeletor.

Nothing beats a classic.

Happy (upcoming) Halloween everyone!