They help me suck in my gut, they always cover up my butt! Pants!

Dolphins, the smartest creatures on earth, don’t wear pants, but they wish they did! That’s how smart they are!

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Amy Sedaris is a National Treasure. She was also Theroux’s Best Man at the wedding, not a mere groomsman. Theroux and Sedaris have interviewed each other a bunch of times. They’re really worth googling. They also do craft day together, which they’ve documented on Instagram. My guess is that Jen Aniston isn’t worried…

Yes indeedy.

Strangers With Candy is perfection.

This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

In marginally related news, I give you BB-Amy:

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

But you can cedar point...

He shoulda made a run fir it.

Who are you, Bruce Tannenbaum?

This twigged election.

I see what yew did there...

I have to admit, it’s not hard to root for the guy.

Now that he’s got a criminal record, he’s an ex-conifer.

I wood too, but he’d have to a do a little landscaping. Don’t wanna start a forest fire.

Would I?