Otterly stricken with delight.

You won’t sea me lion, this was perfect.

Understandable. Food me once, shame on me; food me twice — won’t get food again.

Quite. Foodish of me to chime in.

It's cool you get my seal of approval.

That was such a nom sequitur.

He seems so otterly satisfied.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

C’mon guys, there’s NO WAY women could carry proton packs. That’s just biological fact. And is there even a romantic subplot, because we all know that women cannot rescue men from evil spirits. What am I saying, the way they’re dressed in those ugly coveralls and muck boots they’re obviously all lesbians.

I like that Stedman’s mancave is decorated with discarded props from the Oprah Show. I accept this canon.

I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

Sadly the true measuring stick of Katie Holmes love life: Oprah’s couch. Has been retired. It now resides in Stedman’s mancave.

Yeah, like I don’t really have a problem with hunting rifles, but I just wish there were no guns ever. :P

Bows and arrows. The OG American way.

I haven’t laughed that hard in a really, REALLY long time.

Thank you.

I can understand having hunting rifles, but what is with the handguns and assault weapons? Honestly why would ANYONE think they need weapons like this?

I am so FUCKING over this. Fucking take all the fucking guns and fucking burn them. My husband has hunting rifles. He doesn’t need them that bad. Fuck all this motherfucking bullshit. I have to take my damn Birkenstocks off at airport security, but fucking suspected terrorists can buy guns legally.

NRA - “It’s all Obama’s fault, because he didn’t stop a person who was investigated for potential terrorist ties from getting a gun!!!”

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.