Melon Lords would never rape anyone

Okay but what if you’re high off that good cactus juice?

She really is. Well, they both are, honestly. He’ll come around. He’s a good guy.

Right? My mother has finally admitted to my dad that she’s all about Clinton. But, he had to have known last week. It was revealed during a phone conversation where he said, “I don’t know why! I just don’t trust her! I don’t know!” and I said, “Could it be because she’s a woman?” And he said, “What? No! I just don’t…

CAN’T FEEL THE BERN WHEN I’M ALL CHILLARY

Fantastic! It’s about time. Ice cream for everyone!

Fuck yeah! That’s the good shit right there.

Not to mention calling her a “supermodel” is beyond insulting and belittling given her DECADE-long body of acclaimed film work. But Adam fucking Levine is an actor and she isn’t? I’m not even a Keira Knightley fan but what a massive douche.

Well, he also complimented Mark Ruffalo who is actually good, so I think it’s just sexism or jealousy.

To be fair, she’s only done 40 movies. And he’s directed 3, so he’s totes an expert on the industry

These female directors seemed to have no issues with her, so...

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

That is literally the definition of being an actor.

I felt like Mugatu when I read that quote! What reality is this guy living in where acting is not about pretending??

From people I have actually heard of:

I'm sorry. Stop the...whatever you stop in blogging. Did this jaghole just call ADAM LEVINE a proper film actor and KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is not? Those words do not make any sense in that order. No.

Brazilian here. Although the article is factually correct, I think it would be useful to expand the information a bit, in order to get more context. Since I already sort of did that with my comment in the article about the Italian woman burnt alive by an ex-boyfriend, here it goes:

I could see feminazis ruining everything. A female version of hitler would have taken over way more countries. She wouldn’t just sit around being sad about her tiny penis and failed art career. She’d get shit donnnne.

BEAUTY THREAD!