unleash my army of cats, who then crush them by cuddling on top of them and kneading their skin
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Whether you finish or not is immaterial to the Neck Breaker.
Put them is a glass enclosure where women walk by, point, whisper to each other, and laugh at them until the men are slowly driven to insanity.
It’s all part of the great circle of life: just as the female praying mantis devours the brain of her mate, so too does the female of our species consume the male for resources. Specifically, by compressing them down into tiny, shiny rocks.
I’d have thought the woman sending her cheating ex Game of Thrones spoilers might get a mention here somewhere.
If the Oregon standoff militia was anything to go by, starvation will get them quicky if they can’t tweet for people to send them snacks.
Put them on an island together with no instructions. Not even advice on how to heat up leftover casserole. If they survive, they win. I’m having a bad day.
I like to take them out for a nice seafood dinner and never.call.them.again.
As we always say at our man-hating conventions, a dead man is a girl’s best friend!
Mid-sex break their neck with my legs.
Ok hold on. Big news out of Florida. They now have actual Nile crocodiles running around in the state! Save on the hassle of using a bunch of medium sized hungry beasts, just use 1 full grown one!
I like to lock them in a small cell, sporadically provide them with only water, and see how long it takes for them to starve to death while I enjoy various fancy meals right in front of their faces.
damn good point.
it’s ok though I’m still just learnin’.
Quit being absurd! Once they’ve had their fill you’ve got a tank full of living men and lethargic alligators.
I don’t hate all men