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I will note she would look KILLER in a white tutu. But then, she looks good in everything, especially when she’s on the court. They could put her in a potato sack and she would be the most stylish potato sack wearer in the joint. 

Oh, so the catsuit isn’t feminine enough? How bout a motherfucking BLACK SWAN TUTU??? SAY I’M NOT FEMININE AGAIN!

Alyssa gif party? Alyssa gif party!

These picks are crescent fresh!

Re: this: “[B]ecause men are bigger and stronger than women. What’s the difference between the power imbalance of a man having influence over a woman’s job, and a man having influence over a woman’s physical safety?” 

Ooof, excellent descriptor of the newborn phase. I barely remember the first 3 weeks of my daughter’s life, mainly because I didn’t get more than two hours of sleep at a time trying to breastfeed. I was under-producing, and she was a lazy feeder. After a week of every 3 hours of pumping, I gave that shit up and got a

Considering Octavia Spencer is compelling reading a phone book, I have high hopes this will be good. I’m going to need a lot of montages of her and her beauty consultants running circles around a lot of stodgy mustachioed men.

Harriet Tubman and her army of bad bitches is #squadgoals.

Nothing but agreement here. Devil Wears Prada is classic. My only quibble is that Anne left her career for her man. She should’ve stayed with Miranda. 

True fact: I wrote a paper in college about the bullshit grading system that is the MPAA ratings, and how you can kill as many people as you want, as may gory ways as you want, and get an R rating, but show one peen and get slapped with an NC-17. I think I used Bruce Willis movies for comparison- hell if I can

As a Tennessean, I send a heartfelt “Fuck you, you self righteous, feckless cunt!” to Diane Black. 

This is 100% ON POINT! 

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This is exactly the difference. Perfect!

GODS YES WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THEM! JEEZ. You can be as salty about her as you want behind the scenes, but for fuck’s sake don’t alienate your base by poo-pooing her win!