This. The reveal serves the performance, not the other way around. 

Agreed. Any interview I have seen of her always gives me that impression. 

P“I was just following orders.” Gee, why does that sound familiar? *

Watched this last night- it was SOOO GOOD. The description of her friend’s wrecked vagina after birth had me howling.

PREACH IT!!

This is a delightful anecdote! (See what I did there?)

“I’m so tired of us having to play minesweeper with White people’s emotions”

12/10 Good doggo. Would distribute pets to his head immediately.

OH YES THIS IS CORRECT. Also, I tear up when Bill Nighy tells Van Gogh about how he thinks he is one of the most important painters of all time. I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE CRYING!

Yes. Also she used the word “ameliorate” correctly in a Tweet. She sassy. I like her.

This is an A+ reference. #worfmidwife

That’s is a horrible renovation. WHERE DID THEIR CABINET SPACE GO?

I have mostly blocked out the first three weeks of my kiddo’s life from my memory. It wasn’t hard, as it was a sleep-deprived marathon of nightmarish breast feeding and oozy c-section bandages. If it wasn’t for my mother in law and my husband, I don’t think either of us would’ve made it.

TRUTH. All of this.

IM always glad to hear when famous people are nice IRL. I judge poor tippers so hard.

Like, i am sooo not thinking about spreadsheets RN.

YO NASHVILLE REPRESENT!

I shall bask in my glory as I post from the bathroom stall at work. BECAUSE INDOOR PLUMBING IS THE PINACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT!!!!

“Perhaps this is why white people’s chicken tastes like an Excel spreadsheet. Maybe they consider oxygen an “unsalted seasoning.” I’ve read, perhaps it was in the New Yorker, that “happiness is the spice of life.” Maybe wypipo season their chicken with joy.”

HOW THE HELL DID BEES KNOCK OUT BIRTH CONTROL? That’s some bullshit right there.