I believe we are on to something here.

That is a lot of fabulous bone structure for one picture. #cheekbones.

GOD I HATE THAT. I hate typical mall plus sized "fashion". It is HORRIBLE. I want what I liked to wear when I was thinner, but just big enough to fit me now. Jeez. It's not that hard, fashion industry.

She looks positively glowing.

I love the little "Whoop!" she gives at the end. So nice to cheer for Jennifer. All the haters on this 9 year old girl make me ill. Seriously. She's a child. Who is behaving with more confidence and poise than I have most days as a grown ass adult.

Her and Adele both need to call Queen Latifah's stylist STAT. Queen always looks good, and last night was no exception. GORGEOUS.

My mom had that hairdo in 1981. Nice.

OH YES he is dipped in an oily film of...skeeve.

Dude, fuck them. You did right by your grandpa. Well done.

Totally agreed. You are awesome, and should be proud of all your hard work to break the cycle. My husband is studying to be a psychiatric nurse practitioner, so theoretically he knows all about how useful meds are, and modern approaches to mental health, but he admitted after a bout with depression over the holidays…

EEEEEEW. People are just dumb, man.

Right? I find interracial porn nice just because it's nice to see someone who doesn't look like 99% of the porn actors. Also why I like ametur- yay regular bodies gettin' kinky! I may be a white girl, but that don't mean I have to watch just white people porn.

Woah. Total sidebar- have people actually *said* that to your partner? I know I shouldn't be surprised about the crazy shit that comes out of people's mouths, but damn.

It's the animal shit you don't expect to come across that is always the most stinky. Always.

If thinking farts are funny is wrong, I don't want to be right. I am a 38 year old woman and my go to response to a fart in my presence is to laugh, then rate on volume/tone/smell.

HA! That is brilliant!

I second all of this, and also your "In a drawer." comment reminded me of a story my grandma used to tell about when they brought my dad home from the hospital, they didn't have a crib, so he slept in the bureau drawer. She talked about finding a place for their socks since the baby moved in- I'm not sure it was an…

Dude, you know where I see the prettiest flowers (I'm in middle TN)? In Kroger. No, seriously. Our Kroger must have a plant whisperer for the floral dept. because the flowers are always SO GORGEOUS when I walk through on the way to the produce. Screw Proflowers. I go Krogering!

Right? I grew up in the Church of Christ, which don't believe in things like organs, or choirs, or stained glass, or cushions on benches, or anything that would be remotely shiny, pretty, or fun. The first time I set foot in a Catholic Church my jaw hit the floor. Statues! And stained glass! And shiny things! So…

I am extremely envious of the amount of tropical/warm weather vacations those two take. (Wills and Kate, of course). They are truly 1% -ers. I would kill for a beach vacation. Not LITERALLY. Well, maybe. Private pool, then we'll talk.