if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

I’ll believe it when they actually win the World Series

“You can’t exactly see the moment when the two clash, but Keita does writhe on the ground for a while so it’s safe to say that he was pretty hurt”

Um, sure, but did you forget about the Cubs fan part?

2005

Wow - what an edgy take. May I offer an equally scorching hot counterpoint? People who think kids are the worst are generally miserable cunts.

That’s a weird looking mustang.

Posted because it needs to be posted.

13 Years later The best Indy Pace Car ever (IMO)...

Again, this article misses the point. The only reason Golden State is losing right now is because OKC ran out of bubblegum.

Ugh. All of you 22 year-old bros posting “Don’t” over and over again are wearing me out. Some of us have no choice because family is all over the country, old people can’t fly, and you can’t wait until the kids are 18 to see your parents. Also, you fucking try holding a what amounts to a 15 lbs. freshly caught bass in…

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

His character was beyond questionable before he took off the Aggie uniform. I thought everyone knew that. You can’t fix ~20 years of shitty behavior by basically encouraging it with accolades and money and on the side saying, “go seek therapy.”

Meanwhile, the “other” draft-day QB, Teddy Bridgewater, who while in…

somewhere out there is an egregiously preachy thinkpiece about how you could say the same for an easy 98% of all professional football players, who will die with broken bodies and broken brains, and the most godawful part of it is that for all its sanctimonious whining it’s probably right.