I feel like John Clayton would have added a lot to the discourse on that thread.

Yeah but in his defense, this did happen at Augusta where the conditions are unfair and no matter how dry it is there are mudballs scattered around everywhere.

Put every lottery team in a tournament and play for draft order. That would eliminate tanking.

Obligatory

Sometime Boban get thirsty on air flier.

I’ll just leave this here for you...

That’s nuts - the exact same thing happened to some doof on the airport tarmac earlier today:

You can very clearly see a lot of bare dome in the second picture, underneath the left chunk of side-hair he must carefully perch on top every morning.

Crown this thread the winner.

To Bill Brasky!!

These rest of the comments on this page can RIP.

This might be my favorite thing on the internet.

“Oh yeah?”

If you consider what SVG said about the NCAA a roast, then I assure you he will end up eating his words.

For fucks sake, leave Sam Hinkie alone already!

The biggest problem I have with this story is the implication that Luck went to Holland for the good shit when Jim Irsay’s house is right across town.

I’m a little “irked” that you believe this person is an ingrate because he/she values a third of a million dollars more than a Jostens ring.

He shafted the pats by keeping his head in the right place, even while executing that half-cocked trick play that was the climax of the first half.

Clearly these Duke student-atheletes are held to the same high academic standard as every other student.

Whoa hang on, did you just compare a quarterback getting hurt while choosing to play a SUPER FUCKING DANGEROUS game to a rape victim?