Update, 11:09 a.m. EST: Following the controversy over the pie-fixing scandal and Shaw’s subsequent resignation, the San Francisco 49ers offered him the head coaching job. Shaw quickly accepted and will succeed former meat salesman Jim Tomsula, and current/former Nike spokesman Chip Kelly.

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I feel like the last 17 years have been a washing machine, and it’s been a great washing machine because I have had so many great moments, but they have gone so fast, and I feel like they have gone faster as the years have gone on, and maybe that is because there are a lot of other things that have happened in my life…

Sad bear face.

Yeah, well that’s just like your factual data, man.

Johns Hopkins actually has an excellent reputation for their ball work.

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

Steve Bannon looks like Donald Trump’s hand doing a hand face.

If Manfred thinks for one second that Indians ownership will abandon Chief Wahoo, he’s gone off the reservation.

Who’s a good boy!?!

Wow, I hadn’t heard, my condolences to Jerry Rice’s family.

Mark,

That was actually John Fruciante with the sock between his legs, not original guitarist Jack Sherman.

The headline photo was recently released from Jared Fogle case evidence.

Me neither but it does get twisted constantly which is annoying.

oh god, no one likes you mister falcon.

HURRR GLOBAL DURRR!

Ladies and gentlemen: The iPhone Razr.

“The we can talk”