Proper Wisconsin would be “Hand me those three brats, hey”

Draymond being a Warrior, I would have expected him to go for the choke instead.

Second best PF of all time, after only the incomparable Dennis Rodman.

If police had had a clear shot to kill the guy they would have taken it and there would be no discussion. I don’t see how this is different.

Can you recommend a decent, affordable one?

This is the worst gizmodo article I’ve ever seen.

I want to read more science lessons from you. Next, tell me about photosynthesis. I’ll boil up some popcorn.

Pfff, obviously you’ve never boiled freshly picked kernels of corn and witnessed their sublimation into beautiful, aromatic, high calorie corn gas.

Well even that’s impressive, if my subordinate was fondling me I’d probably finish in seconds.

Not just the midfield. Brooks looked drunk.

It’s a risky proposition given the current legal climate. Jimmy Page and Robert Plant tried to build a stairway to heaven and got their dicks sued off.

Boy Jones Jr

Let’s not get carried away, 112 Miller Lites is not heavy drinking. The guy that crushed those beers was probably not even buzzed.

This is the hardest I’ve seen anyone campaign to join the Cardinals.

I estimate i’ve done this at least 4 times. and then immediately after I “reconceive” my old joke I have to silently eat crow and think about how old I must be getting...fuck delino deshields. all of them.

Yeah. Okay. But why do you have to be a dick about all this?

I love you. This is the place dad jokes reach apotheosis.

Shopped.

Yeah this sort of news would be more appropriately posted to Dead Spin.