Now it’s certainly a car I would hate to describe using the words “the worst”, but I have an unhealthy desire to own a Volvo 240 (sedan or wagon).

Blah blah blah brown diesel manual shooting brake blah blah

Anti lock brakes. Complain about speed sensors and government intervention all you want. But when you need them, they come through. I have zero doubt that quite a number of people reading this comment avoided death or injury at least once because of ABS.

It’s not every day a car has an e-pillar.

I know. Whenever I have a 6-pack, I drink it.

That old man backed the fuck right through that garage door.

OMG This thread is falling apart.

“Eww, Bobby, don’t touch that. You don’t know where it’s been.”

I like Shaky Isles, but maybe it’s because I’m from Denver.

Who is amber rose?......Who are you? Who is that houseplant? Who is a chair?

Dude, you don’t actually need to tweet.

The Bristol Brabazon

I’m with him. I’m sick of the way fruity guys dress all fruity these days. We should be more manly and dress like construction workers, police officers, bikers, cowboys or even Indian chiefs.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

If you amputate a healthy part of your child’s anatomy, he will not be whole. No two ways about it. Sorry if you find that insulting, but think about how insulted your newborn will be when you have him strapped to a cold board for his foreskin to be savagely ripped from his penis without adequate or perhaps without…

Can you be friends with an ex? Maybe. But here's the real question why would you want to be? I think friendships with exes are WAY overrated. If you have a rare situation where the breakup was completely mutual, there would be zero jealousy (including from future boyfriends/girlfriends) and there's a zero percent…