You need to read about Cordell Hull and his actions as Secretary of State under Roosevelt. 

A thought to put the smile on everyone’s face.

Unlike two years ago, I’m not freaking out (thank you, xanax!) In fact, I’m giggling at this...

Oliver’s LWT is one of the best (if most rage-inducing) shows around...I just wish he brought back the bangs. 

Women who are anti-abortion can fuck right off. They are so much worse than anti-abortion men. 

I think people are responding more to the vigorous prosecution of thrown milk, in the region where the sexual assault of women, by a violent man who went on to kill people, got a shrug and no need for the law to do anything.

I’m starring this because I appreciate you bringing this to my attention, not because I approve of that hashtag. #justtobeclear

Very fine people on both sides, amirite? /s

Just a reminder...

And of course Twitter did nothing. Hate speech isn’t free speech. 

If nobody saw it, “Kill All Jews” was trending on Twitter earlier today, so things seem to be fine in America.

Can someone tell me what Pete Davidson has done in the past that makes him a bad person? It’s alluded to in the article and I don’t remember him doing anything terrible and I couldn’t find anything on a quick google search.

A friend of mine asked me to look at her resume. She’d put down Domestic Engineer and Family CFO, and I begged her to take those titles off.

Take her fucking name out of the article. What’s wrong with you? She’s thirteen, and you can bring the internet down on her with this shit. You wrote a whole article basically bitching out a child and then you used her real name.

I cannot stand that breed of #MomLife people who do this IRL. The performative “tired mom” on instagram who tags everything with #coffee #tired or #wine #blessed. 

Seeeeeriously.  I have a coworker who is always like, “Now that you have kids you’ll never get a good night’s sleep again.”  Um . . . my kid is 2 and she sleeps 11 hours a night.  I sleep 8 hours most nights.

I am the only non-mom in my workplace and this strikes a deep chord.

I am a mom and I can’t stand those moms. We get it, you’re tired. Everyone on the planet is tired, find something else to talk about. 

I like tired mom costume because it is poking fun at real tired mom who never shuts up about being tired and tells you you don’t know the meaning of tired because you don’t have a baby and blah blah blah blah...ugh I’m annoying myself just thinking about it.