Can we stop with the whole having a daughter thing? It doesn’t take a familial relation to understand how to be a decent person.

So first, that picture of Raven is great. Because she looks like an ass.

k like why are people interviewing him why why is this a thing.

Exactly. A few weeks of painless bleeding Vs. not being able to cough for 2 weeks because my abdominal muscles had been cut/waiting 2.5 years for the scar to flatten out/sagging Joey pouch/raising a child who is changing my perception of everything/pumping milk at work... I think you get the idea.

It’s disgusting is what it is. If I was dying of thirst in the desert and the only thing to drink was kombucha, I would drink my own urine instead. But if I was dying of thirst in the desert and the only things to drink were kombucha and yerba mate, and I couldn’t pee, I would drink the kombucha.

So what if she were a bitch? Women are allowed to be preoccupied with things other than pleasing people. Hate you hate it.

No, she’s reading the words you’re actually writing. Your mother ran a clinic that, by your own admission, routinely lied to pregnant women by telling them a safe, legal medical procedure was violent and dangerous. The fact that you see no problem with lying to vulnerable women in an attempt to coerce them to keep…

I couldn't believe that bit. I think we can all agree that giving birth (particularly to a child you don't want) is more violent and traumatic than NOT giving birth.

Dude I sometimes have fun with. I wasn’t aware my tits needed to be fucked properly till he told me. I found out 4 days later he had a brand new girlfriend. Hence the emojii name.

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

Anything that began “If I was single, I would....”

Someone once sent me : “After a lot of practice, I have perfected Santa’s technique of cumming down your chimney. I’ve got to show you.”

TRIGGER WARNINGS JEZEBEL

If they’re blurring out all the boobs, why can I still see all the hosts’ faces?

Ummmmmm, why didn’t you warn us before you showed us the unblurred boobs in this article? How am I supposed to get any work done now that I am so aroused and titillated?

Blurring out the LITTLE boobs is by far my favorite part.

Notice that they didn’t blur the butt, though.

*25 year thing

Julia Roberts is trying so hard and not succeeding at all in being cute or funny. Cringe.